palko pe apni bithaya hai tujhe

badi duaon k baad paya hai tujhe

aasani se nahi mile ho tum

international zoo se churaya hai tujhe

Ek aadmi k 6 fingers thi,use log hanuman bulate the...batao kyon?
kyonki uska naam hanuman tha..

Wht did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing?
…….Aaila!!!!! kisne mera pocket maar liya

Who was the 1st Indian woman 2 fly abroad?
..........sita with ravan

Girl- Today i was cooking chicken, when i added HARA DHANIYA, guess what happened.
Boy- Pata nahi, tum batao
Girl- Chicken start dancing and singing “HUM PE YE KISNE HARA RANG DAALA… MAAR DAALA-ALLAAHH…

Nomi: Are janu light chali gayi hai kamse kam fan to chalu kar do.....
Janu: Lo kar di na bewakoofo jaisi baat.....
Nomi: Kyo??? 
Janu: Fan chalu karungi to mombatti nahi bujh jayegi....

Himesh ka kutta ghar se bhaag gaya.......
Dusre kutte ne use poocha......
Yaar tumne ghar kyo chhoda.....
Usne kaha: Yaar raat ko woh gane ki practice karta hai....
aur subah maar mujhko padti hai....

f People Say
UR Crazy
Be Patient

Ur Monkey ...Relax

UR Stupid ..Be Cool

But If They Say U R Smart

Thappad Lagana Saale Ko
Mazak Ki Bhi Koi Had Hoti Hai

K.E.S.C Mein Job Aaye Hai
Salary R:50,000
Kerni Hai To Reply Karo
Ziyada Mehnat Ka Kam Nahi Hai
Bus Bijli Ke Taron Per Geela Kapra Marna Hai

Noor-e-Chashm


Ba Adab
Ba Mulaiza
Hohiyar
Pagalon Ke Maharaj
Bewaqufoon Ke Sartaj
Noor-e-Chashm
Dewan-e-Paglistan

SMS Parh Ke Kush Ho Rahay Hein

Oey Mil Gaya ..


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Ohh Ho Mera SMS Pharne Wala
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